Chicken’s Birthday Party! Have You Every Been Invited To One?

The book ‘Chickens’ is based on birthday parties my friend, Jillian, had for each of her four hens.  In my book the birthday bird tells the story about her special day and many readers can hear a southern accent in the telling.  The birthday bird is disappointed in her party over and over until the very end.

The picture below shows one of our bird’s chicken friends, Gold Digger.  Gold Digger also lives with Jillian and comes to the party.  The green cord around this bird’s neck is held by one of Jillian’s human friends as they walk to the park.

The text on this page says: Gold Digger is the best worm digger I know.  She lifts a leaf and digs a hole in two seconds flat.  But, she sees worms everywhere.  “Oh, oh,” she spots something wiggle.  “THOSE ARE NOT WORMS!” I tell her, “Do not peck off your person’s toes.”

 

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Chickens In Birthday Suits 8

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Koi in the Book Anna’s Robin

Here are two pages of text and one page’s picture from the book ‘Anna’s Robin’.

Reflecting stars bounced on water

where they saw the koi cry,

They saw koi cry,

They saw the koi had begun to cry and squirm for,

animal cracker crumbs.

 

Some of the floating stars,

Stuck to their backs,

As the fat fish surfaced,

To swallow the animal cracker crumb smacks.

 

Anna's Robin Picture 17

Anna’s Robin Picture 17

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I Want A Magic Suit!

The book, ‘The Magic Suit,’ is an advanced adventure for beginning readers.  In this short story a first grade boy receives a suit at school and with it he saves his mother’s life.

My adult readers find this symbolic on a quiet intellectual level. They think of all the things we learn in schools!

On a noisy emotionally level my friends dearly WANT a magic suit of their own!

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A boy in a red suit lounging in the clouds

Lounging In The Clouds -‘The Magic Suit’

Dragons and Bad Manners

This is part of a new cover for my book ‘Dragon’s Tale.’ Paul, my son, thinks his sister Anna is inventing tales about her dragon Iva Lou. As Anna, my daughter, tells her family about her shy dragon Paul won’t, at first, believe in anything he can’t see.

When my kids were small we celebrated two holidays a month.  A few were Girl’s Day, Boy’s day, Rock Day, which is part of the story, “Dragon’s Tale’, Treasure Day, Frog Day, and one of our favorites, Bad Manner Day.

On Bad Manner Day we experimented with eating etiquette from around the world. We’d hold our soup bowls at our bottom lips and shove the solid particles in with chop sticks then slurp as loud as we could. To celebrate old German table manners we’d lean back on the hind legs of our chairs and belch over and over to indicate we liked the meal. Then we’d chew with our mouths open and our elbows on the table. We’d fill our mouths as full as we could get them then attempt to talk but mostly we laughed, launching chewed up stuff onto the center piece, (it always reflected the holiday theme).

I’d say manners weren’t sacred. They’re tools, like “correct clothing” so we didn’t distract others in business dealing or scare people socially.  Manners reflected other cultures which we celebrated all month by listening to their music, looking at art from the areas we’d culinarily celebrated, and we read a little about their histories, and read their fiction stories and visited ethnic restaurants.

‘Dragon’s Tale’s’ new cover will be available soon and brings back great memories. nancymauerman.com

A Dragon with wings holding a chocolate chip cookie.

Dragons Tale 1

What Is A Bearos?

A little girl, I once knew, was driven to the pet store on her birthday. Her mother told her to wait in the car and as she waited the girl imagined the kitten she’d been begging for, or perhaps a puppy. But her mother came out and put a jumping bean in the little girl’s hand.

What a mean mamma! The little girl in my book Bearos invented  bearoses as imaginary friends who were also trouble makers. And, it’s obvious the girl had been wanting a kitten too.  nancymauerman.com

A bear and an orange toilet bowl with a goldfish swimming inside.

Bearos Washing Fish

Then I get blamed for Kitty one and Kitty two swimming in the
toilet. Everybody who watches television knows bears
love fish. And Bearos do too. Bearos were just washing
the fish water off the fish so they could eat them.

page 21

“Do you see that lady in the picture? She’s in a pink
bubble tree forest. She just climbed a tree to look for fish
but now she’s going home crying.”

page 22

“Fish are her friends but because you bought fish instead
of a kitty she saw a Bearo eat a fish. I’ve never seen bears
eat kitties on T.V. have you?”

Someone Should Have Told Him What The Buttons Do

First grader Paul is given a magic suit at school. Immediately he walks on walls then flies out the door. As Paul flies over his house where he sees his mom hanging clothes in the backyard. Paul pushes one of the yellow buttons on his left sleeve and he’s shocked to find out what the button does.

‘The Magic Suit’ is free for the rest of the day as an ebook at Amazon.  nancymauerman.com

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A boy in the clouds putting his hands on his helmet and saying "Oh, No!"

‘The Magic Suit’ – Oh No!

 

 

Caution- Caution- Get Your Magic Red Suit While You Still Can!

Today is the last day to down load ‘The Magic Suit,’ a beginning reader full of adventure and danger. ‘The Magic Suit’ is available at Amazon, free, as an ebook. But I highly recommend it as a paperback. Just imagine when your children or grandchildren are in their teens and hormones are pumping upset juices through their veins they will see ‘The Magic Suit’ on a shelf and REMEMBER being cherished, hugged and loved. nancymauerman.com

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A boy in the clouds emerging triumphantly from the clouds with the words THE END overhead.

‘The Magic Suit’ – THE END

Climb The Walls With Paul

Paul’s first grade teacher gave everyone magic suits! Immediately Paul slips his on and walks up walls. ‘The Magic Suit’ is a beginning reader written so very young listeners and readers can enter a world of adventure and even gentle danger. ‘The Magic Suit’ is still free as an ebook from Amazon but this is the last free day so down load ‘The Magic Suit’ on your computer, tablet, kindle, or phone or buy it as a paper back for young hands to hold and enjoy. nancymauerman.com

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A boy walking on the wall in his magic suit.

Walking On The Wall From ‘The Magic Suit’