If you meet an alligator on a plane
you can’t jump out; you must remain.
Best thing to do is stay in back and
let someone else become a gator snack.   nancymauerman.com

My Dad always had the radio or records playing; anything opera or classic, except Bach.
A friend told me when she was growing up her father would dash to the piano and play, “Love at Home” during contentions and at bath time he’d play, “Give said the Little Stream”.    nancymauerman.com

The first page from my newly published book on Amazon is: “Grandma Neda’s house was full of plants but twice full of problems, one hundred and two to be exact, and number one hundred and three was knocking on her old red front door.”
To read a thought provoking story for adults, children and dragons, full of humor, adventure, and gentle surprises, at most every turn of the page, read LEAFMAN ATTACKS (Complete set). I’d love your comments.   nancymauerman.com

A man performed at a woman’s marriage ceremony and said, “This is the end of your problems!” Years later she met him again and complained about how wrong he was, to which he replied, “I didn’t say which end.”   nancymauerman.com

When I’m in front of a new clothes mirror I move and stand in a particular way and arrange myself to see if the garment falls well, to see if it and looks good on me. But it occurs to me that when I leave I never move and arrange myself those ways. So I never REALLY know if the clothes look good on me anyway.    nancymauerman.com

Several years ago John gave me a beautiful shower curtain, clear between life-sized luminous gold fish that were evenly scattered top to bottom and side to side, as if they were swimming. The fist time he stepped into the shower he yelled at me, “I gave you silverfish for your birthday!”
“What?” I said coming into the bathroom and instead of answering in words he bent the edge of the curtain s0o i could see the other side. I saw the cause of the fishes’ luminescence… the other side of each fish was shiny silver.    nancymauerman.com

My black cat, Tesula often walks like a camel, both right legs going forward, both left legs back but my other cat, Formica Dinette Patrice Foxford Mauerman walks normally.

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John’s Mother told me her spirit’s getting way too big for her body.    nancymauerman.com

I heard Rackstarw Downes say perspective is the attempt to standardize the depiction of space.    nancymauerman.com