I’m 65- I’ve come to terms with my hair- it’s okay. But, if salamanders grew from my head I could feed bugs to my hair every other day! It would be glorious when they all spotted a butterfly on a flower. They’d scramble, stretch- reach and pile on top of each other.  My head would tilting with their weight! Then of course at church I’d have to occasionally spray them with water, being an aqua- animal, and try not to mist the guy next to me.  nancymauerman.com

Salamander Hair