Leafman did not talk to homeowners, or reporters, today but his intent is clear to anyone who sees him in action. He intends to consume and completely cover every building and non-friendly plant with his minions, turning every home into a giant mound of vines with extensive thorns.
An expert on Leafman, who has studied his violent history for years, called our reporters. He claims Leafman is a walking pile of stinking sticks and dying leafs and has come out of hiding again after hundreds of years and has stricken, first, a yard and home in North East Portland. A local television news crew was sent out almost immediately but not having background on the mysterious Leafman, failed to recognize or identify the threat. As a result two homes were almost immediately but completely covered by vines reaching two hundred feet into the sky.
For more on Leafman see page 32 or refer to a quickly developed series of books on Leafman Attacks found at Amazon, where the last book in the four part series, called Leafman Attacks 4: There Goes My Front Yard by Nancy Mauerman is offered for free as an E book for several days.  nancymauerman.com