Leafman

continued from page 1: Dr. Beavers, a local expert on pre European history, told us today little is known about Leafman from ancient lore except that he hates people and attempts to eliminate all of us. He suspects Leafman will send his vines in all directions, they will heap on top of each other, covering all houses and buildings, filling them inside, and also growing under everything cement, then quickly pulverizing it to dust.
The first sign, of Leafman’s entering your vicinity, may be a slight pleasant smell which will quickly change into an intensely noxious order, when this occurs you need to RUN! Anyone left in their home is doomed, and although there is no known enemy or way to stop Leafman’s invasion, the mayor and governor are discussing establishing a fact finding group.  nancymauerman.com

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