“For my New Year’s Resolution I’m reviving an old habit!” John told me in the truck “Oh? I asked “Which One?” He couldn’t decide. “Because there are so many?” I said.
Kathy, in my children’s book Bearos has a similar attitude, except she’s not going to change in the first place, she blames dust bunnies for her misbehaviors. Find it at Amazon.com.  nancymauerman.com