John’s the monster of cotton rounds. Weeks ago he bought fifteen packages of the flat cotton pads and put them away every place he looks when he can’t find them. They were put away scattered all over the house.

This week he couldn’t remember where those fifteen places were so he went to the store to buy more. He brought home sixteen packages and squirreled away the fifteen extra ones in places he’d just searched. But then he had a monstrous idea for next time. He went back to the store and brought home fifteen more. He put these in places he’d never think to look.

You would think he’d feel secure but no. He’s applied the fifteen plus fifteen brilliance to too many other things to be assured a cotton round when the currant package is empty.  nancymauerman.com

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