No matter which way John rolled his eye the spot always hovered to the left of middle as if a big spot was on his eyeglass lens. His glasses were clean, so, for four days John squinted his right eye closed and examined then eliminated every possible other cause, eliminated then all except a brain tumor.
His first step was to visit the eye doctor, expecting to get a referral for an MRI or CAT Scan and while he waited, brain tumors became an appendage to every conversation.
He explained the problem clearly and she, the eye doctor, was stumped. Sshe put drops in his eyes and looked in. What she found was an eye lash, growing down instead of up!
They both came out beaming, John saying, “She cured me!”
He was as excited as a six year old, who just found a PONY in his backyard! He’s still telling everyone he sees the story. So it occurs to me: the secret to life is that for every four day brain tumor we should all be at least eight days excited!  nancymauerman.com