If a guy falls in the barber shop with glue on his face what do you get?
Perfection!
My friend, whose about my son’s age, was walking around with a face like a sign post advertising a few days growth of beard and mustache.
“What’s that?” a woman said.”Looks like you fell down in a barber shop with glue on your face.”
“I’m growing a beard.” he said. “My wife’s so happy. If she had her way I’d always have a beard a foot long so I do this periodically to please her. Men do that occasionally you know; please their wives.”
One of two other women present said, “It looks real nice but what’s wrong with pleasing wives more than periodically?”
“Wouldn’t want to do that.” he said, “They’d become use to it and unhappy.”
“Oh no we wouldn’t.” said the third woman. Then we’d get use to it and find something else for you to improve. Women are always scouting around for something they can make better and better.”
“Oh, that doesn’t sound good!” he laughed.
“That has to be good! That’s God’s plan. It’s called marriage!” she said and as the other two women agreed noisily.
The man walked off muttering, “I’m not going to win this debate; I’m out numbered.”
None of these three women actually lives this way but enough do that we all recognize the joke. I once knew an unhappy lady who answered my obvious question, “Oh I never liked him! I married him because the cosmos told me to; in order to fix him.” Lucky her; she was so busy spinning her wheels around her husband, she never had time to fix herself.nancymauerman.com